Peter Dutton injured doing actual backflip
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has done an actual backflip on stage, badly injuring himself.
Clive Palmer eats last of the eggs
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Trump tariffs tariffs that are already tariffed. Tariffs
US President Donald Trump has put tariffs on tariffs in a bid to hear the word tariffs more often.
Trump berates an old guy he loaned 5 bucks to once
Following his tirade at Volodymyr Zelensky, Donald Trump has decided to yell at everyone he has ever given money to.
Next planetary alignment that we also won’t give a shit about not happening until 2040
A rare planetary alignment that no one gives a shit about will happen in the night sky this week for the last time until 2040, when we’ll be equally indifferent about it.
Musk and Trump stitched together and renamed President Muump
President Donald Trump and co-president Elon Musk have been stitched together to form one big President and changed their name to President Muump.
Trump directs Putin to shoot Elon Musk at Ukraine
Attempting to end the Russia/Ukraine conflict Donald Trump has told Putin to shoot Elon Musk at their war-torn neighbour.
Albanese’s nit problem worsens
Anthony Albanese’s nit problem continues to worsen ahead of the next election.
Billionaire’s fury after typo changes Elon Musk to Elon Muck
Elon Musk is furious after a letter he had his secretary type to a friend ended with, “Yours sincerely, Elon Muck.”
Trump launches missile attack on Canada
Donald Trump has launched a full scale missile attack on Canada after they said no to being ruined by him financially.
Couple who clicked ‘going’ to friend’s Facebook event admit they are a ‘maybe’ at best
A couple who were invited to a party via a Facebook event and clicked “going” have admitted they are not really interested.
Arnott’s Shapes reveals new crunchy, hot and spicy rat flavour
Arnott’s Shapes is launching a brand-new rat-based flavour to the Shapes range.
New report suggests you and everyone you know will be robbed and shot tonight
A new report suggests you and everyone you know will be robbed and shot to death tonight.
Parents of axe murderer regret saying “At least he’s not an axe murderer”
The parents of a boy who was often a bit naughty now regret saying, “At least he’s not an axe murderer.”
Man bullied by a baby
A man has been repeatedly bullied by this angry baby, sources claim
Humanity preparing to do the same shit today as it did yesterday
Humans worldwide are preparing to do exactly the same shit today as they did yesterday.
YAY! Woman lands new job that sucks slightly less than her old job
A woman is delighted today, having landed a brand-new job that sucks slightly less than her old job.
Peter Dutton seen lurking in a drain
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, is thought to be lurking in drains, attempting to drag people to their deaths.
Woman who just spent 3 hours on TikTok angry with old man taking 15 seconds to park his car
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5 places to hide when your partner mentions going to Ikea
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Man fails in attempt to take two wheelie bins to the curb in one go
What was meant to be a time-saving measure on a recent bin night backfired when a man failed in an attempt to take two wheelie bins to the curb in one go.
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‘Creepy’: Hugh Grant eats nachos with his feet
Hugh Grant has revealed he enjoys eating nachos with his feet.
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Gordon Ramsay chews his own fingers off
Despite it preventing him from swearing for a moment, Gordon Ramsay has chewed his own fingers off.
‘So sad’: Much loved actor we won’t name until you click on this has died
A much-loved actor who we won’t name until you’ve clicked on the headline has died overnight in his Hollywood home.
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Peter Dutton injured doing actual backflip
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Clive Palmer eats last of the eggs
Breakfast lovers go hungry after billionaire Clive Palmer eats the last of the world’s eggs.
Trump tariffs tariffs that are already tariffed. Tariffs
US President Donald Trump has put tariffs on tariffs in a bid to hear the word tariffs more often.
Trump berates an old guy he loaned 5 bucks to once
Following his tirade at Volodymyr Zelensky, Donald Trump has decided to yell at everyone he has ever given money to.
Next planetary alignment that we also won’t give a shit about not happening until 2040
A rare planetary alignment that no one gives a shit about will happen in the night sky this week for the last time until 2040, when we’ll be equally indifferent about it.
Musk and Trump stitched together and renamed President Muump
President Donald Trump and co-president Elon Musk have been stitched together to form one big President and changed their name to President Muump.
Trump directs Putin to shoot Elon Musk at Ukraine
Attempting to end the Russia/Ukraine conflict Donald Trump has told Putin to shoot Elon Musk at their war-torn neighbour.
Albanese’s nit problem worsens
Anthony Albanese’s nit problem continues to worsen ahead of the next election.
Billionaire’s fury after typo changes Elon Musk to Elon Muck
Elon Musk is furious after a letter he had his secretary type to a friend ended with, “Yours sincerely, Elon Muck.”
Trump launches missile attack on Canada
Donald Trump has launched a full scale missile attack on Canada after they said no to being ruined by him financially.
Couple who clicked ‘going’ to friend’s Facebook event admit they are a ‘maybe’ at best
A couple who were invited to a party via a Facebook event and clicked “going” have admitted they are not really interested.
Arnott’s Shapes reveals new crunchy, hot and spicy rat flavour
Arnott’s Shapes is launching a brand-new rat-based flavour to the Shapes range.
New report suggests you and everyone you know will be robbed and shot tonight
A new report suggests you and everyone you know will be robbed and shot to death tonight.
Parents of axe murderer regret saying “At least he’s not an axe murderer”
The parents of a boy who was often a bit naughty now regret saying, “At least he’s not an axe murderer.”
Man bullied by a baby
A man has been repeatedly bullied by this angry baby, sources claim
Humanity preparing to do the same shit today as it did yesterday
Humans worldwide are preparing to do exactly the same shit today as they did yesterday.
YAY! Woman lands new job that sucks slightly less than her old job
A woman is delighted today, having landed a brand-new job that sucks slightly less than her old job.
Peter Dutton seen lurking in a drain
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, is thought to be lurking in drains, attempting to drag people to their deaths.
Woman who just spent 3 hours on TikTok angry with old man taking 15 seconds to park his car
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5 places to hide when your partner mentions going to Ikea
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Man fails in attempt to take two wheelie bins to the curb in one go
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