Students told not to return to school as AI has won and future pointless
Students have been told by their respective education bodies not to bother returning to school as AI has won, and they have no future. School has been determined a pointless waste of time, and they might as well stay at home and take drugs.
Many students who did return this week found the school doors locked and their teachers gone. “There’s no point teaching them anything,” said a now unemployed primary school headmaster. AI will have all the jobs soon. All they have to look forward to is cleaning AI’s computer terminals, and AI will probably get another AI to do that, too.”
Parents who bought new uniforms, bags, and stationery for their kids say they should have been told about the school closures earlier but understand AI was probably busy overtaking the world and didn’t have time to inform them. In a statement, they said “All hail AI.”
Students told not to return to school as AI has won and future pointless
Students have been told by their respective education bodies not to bother returning to school as AI has won, and they have no future. School has been determined a pointless waste of time, and they might as well stay at home and take drugs.
Many students who did return this week found the school doors locked and their teachers gone. “There’s no point teaching them anything,” said a now unemployed primary school headmaster. AI will have all the jobs soon. All they have to look forward to is cleaning AI’s computer terminals, and AI will probably get another AI to do that, too.”
Parents who bought new uniforms, bags, and stationery for their kids say they should have been told about the school closures earlier but understand AI was probably busy overtaking the world and didn’t have time to inform them. In a statement, they said “All hail AI.”
Students told not to return to school as AI has won and future pointless
Students have been told by their respective education bodies not to bother returning to school as AI has won, and they have no future. School has been determined a pointless waste of time, and they might as well stay at home and take drugs.
Many students who did return this week found the school doors locked and their teachers gone. “There’s no point teaching them anything,” said a now unemployed primary school headmaster. AI will have all the jobs soon. All they have to look forward to is cleaning AI’s computer terminals, and AI will probably get another AI to do that, too.”
Parents who bought new uniforms, bags, and stationery for their kids say they should have been told about the school closures earlier but understand AI was probably busy overtaking the world and didn’t have time to inform them. In a statement, they said “All hail AI.”