During a joint press conference with Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, US President Donald Trump has suggested moving the almost two million people currently living in Gaza into an affordable AirB&B somewhere.

“They’ve been through hell, and they deserve a permanent holiday from which they never return,” said the President.

Trump went on to call Gaza a mess. “Their houses have been destroyed, their friends and relatives have been killed, and if I catch the guy who did this, he’s going to pay big time,” he insisted before throwing to Netanyahu for his thoughts.

“Um… yeah..,” said Netanyahu. “Right on.”

“And if I can move all the people outta there and into a nice little air b&b somewhere, that’s what I’ll do”, Trump continued. “Then I’ll flatten the place and build a resort none of them will be allowed into. Problem solved.”