Darren Sugfeld, a young, unemployed, homeless man currently sleeping on a bench in the inner city, says he is keenly awaiting the next Australian interest rate announcement, due out today.

Mr Sugfeld, (25) who admits he has no financial stake at all in the news and will not be affected by an interest rate change whatsoever, said he was just keen to find out.

 “Will they go down? Will they stay as is? I mean, I couldn’t give a shit either way, really, but it’ll be nice to know,” said Mr Sugfeld.

Following the announcement, Darren plans to continue wandering about the city, sleeping when and where he can, and eating food supplied by a goodwill truck. Meanwhile, homeowners will either complain about or applaud the decision.