New McDonald's Drive-Thru Employee Spends Entire Shift Giving Customers Dead Rats in a Bag
In what the manager of a Pennsylvania McDonald’s restaurant is calling a significant oversight, a new drive-thru employee has spent their entire shift giving customers dead rats in a bag instead of the meal they ordered.
The employee, 78-year-old Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump, is said to have been swapping the meals for dead rats just so he could eat the food he extracted. “Being an ex-president and someone who is trying to become president again, we really thought we could trust the guy to give the customers what they ordered”, said the distraught manager. “But he’s been swapping the food for rats all day, then eating the burgers he took!
Sources say luckily for Trump, many McDonald’s customers can’t tell the difference between its food and a dead rat, so the store has received few, if any, complaints.
New McDonald's Drive-Thru Employee Spends Entire Shift Giving Customers Dead Rats in a Bag
In what the manager of a Pennsylvania McDonald’s restaurant is calling a significant oversight, a new drive-thru employee has spent their entire shift giving customers dead rats in a bag instead of the meal they ordered.
The employee, 78-year-old Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump, is said to have been swapping the meals for dead rats just so he could eat the food he extracted. “Being an ex-president and someone who is trying to become president again, we really thought we could trust the guy to give the customers what they ordered”, said the distraught manager. “But he’s been swapping the food for rats all day, then eating the burgers he took!
Sources say luckily for Trump, many McDonald’s customers can’t tell the difference between its food and a dead rat, so the store has received few, if any, complaints.
New McDonald's Drive-Thru Employee Spends Entire Shift Giving Customers Dead Rats in a Bag
In what the manager of a Pennsylvania McDonald’s restaurant is calling a significant oversight, a new drive-thru employee has spent their entire shift giving customers dead rats in a bag instead of the meal they ordered.
The employee, 78-year-old Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump, is said to have been swapping the meals for dead rats just so he could eat the food he extracted. “Being an ex-president and someone who is trying to become president again, we really thought we could trust the guy to give the customers what they ordered”, said the distraught manager. “But he’s been swapping the food for rats all day, then eating the burgers he took!
Sources say luckily for Trump, many McDonald’s customers can’t tell the difference between its food and a dead rat, so the store has received few, if any, complaints.