A new report released early this morning reveals that humans worldwide are preparing to do exactly the same shit today as they did yesterday.

Experts say most people will get up, go to work, complain about their job, go home, eat, and go to sleep, then get up and do pretty much the same shit the next day and the day after that.

Meanwhile, humanity will try to avoid starving to death, getting killed in a war, a natural disaster, an accident, or by a horrible disease, just so we can all get up and try and survive another day tomorrow. This will continue until we die.

Critics of the report say things will change eventually, but everyone knows it won’t.