Billions of flowers set to die slow, horrible deaths following yearly love ritual

Flowers are set to die following the yearly love ritual known as Valentine’s Day.

Billions of flowers worldwide are set to die a slow, horrible death in a vase somewhere, following the yearly love ritual known as Valentine’s Day.

 

The flowers, specifically grown to be cut off and given to someone for a three-second feeling of delight, are then shoved in a vase to rot.

 

Over the next week, their colour changes to brown, and their petals drop onto a table or benchtop, making a mess as the flower’s life force slowly ebbs away.

 

They are then put in the bin.

 

“Well, at least they’re not just dumped on the verge like a pile of dog shit,” said an angry Christmas tree.

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Billions of flowers set to die slow, horrible deaths following yearly love ritual

Flowers are set to die following the yearly love ritual known as Valentine’s Day.

Billions of flowers worldwide are set to die a slow, horrible death in a vase somewhere, following the yearly love ritual known as Valentine’s Day.

 

The flowers, specifically grown to be cut off and given to someone for a three-second feeling of delight, are then shoved in a vase to rot.

 

Over the next week, their colour changes to brown, and their petals drop onto a table or benchtop, making a mess as the flower’s life force slowly ebbs away.

 

They are then put in the bin.

 

“Well, at least they’re not just dumped on the verge like a pile of dog shit,” said an angry Christmas tree.

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Billions of flowers set to die slow, horrible deaths following yearly love ritual

Flowers are set to die following the yearly love ritual known as Valentine’s Day.

Billions of flowers worldwide are set to die a slow, horrible death in a vase somewhere, following the yearly love ritual known as Valentine’s Day.

 

The flowers, specifically grown to be cut off and given to someone for a three-second feeling of delight, are then shoved in a vase to rot.

 

Over the next week, their colour changes to brown, and their petals drop onto a table or benchtop, making a mess as the flower’s life force slowly ebbs away.

 

They are then put in the bin.

 

“Well, at least they’re not just dumped on the verge like a pile of dog shit,” said an angry Christmas tree.

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