Clive Palmer eats last of the eggs
Breakfast lovers go hungry after billionaire Clive Palmer eats the last of the world’s eggs.
Supermarkets, cafés and breakfast lovers worldwide are in shock today after Trumpet of Patriots leader Clive Palmer ate the last of the eggs.
An outbreak of Avian Influenza or bird flu has seen egg supplies dwindling both here and overseas for months, but the eggs finally ran out today after Palmer ordered a 32-egg omelette at Brisbane café this morning.
“Mr Plamer has a 32-egg omelette here every morning,” said café owner Ron Blinken, “But today we finally ran out of eggs, and I was told there aren’t any more anywhere.
The mining magnate, who is once again involving himself in the upcoming election for some reason, said he had no regrets about eating the last of the world’s eggs, and if anyone deserved to eat them, it was him.
“I’m going to spend all my money on some ads about how I’m going to solve the egg crisis. That will fix everything,” said the egg-stuffed billionaire before having a heart attack and falling backwards off his chair.
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Clive Palmer eats last of the eggs
Breakfast lovers go hungry after billionaire Clive Palmer eats the last of the world’s eggs.
Supermarkets, cafés and breakfast lovers worldwide are in shock today after Trumpet of Patriots leader Clive Palmer ate the last of the eggs.
An outbreak of Avian Influenza or bird flu has seen egg supplies dwindling both here and overseas for months, but the eggs finally ran out today after Palmer ordered a 32-egg omelette at Brisbane café this morning.
“Mr Plamer has a 32-egg omelette here every morning,” said café owner Ron Blinken, “But today we finally ran out of eggs, and I was told there aren’t any more anywhere.
The mining magnate, who is once again involving himself in the upcoming election for some reason, said he had no regrets about eating the last of the world’s eggs, and if anyone deserved to eat them, it was him.
“I’m going to spend all my money on some ads about how I’m going to solve the egg crisis. That will fix everything,” said the egg-stuffed billionaire before having a heart attack and falling backwards off his chair.
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Clive Palmer eats last of the eggs
Breakfast lovers go hungry after billionaire Clive Palmer eats the last of the world’s eggs.
Supermarkets, cafés and breakfast lovers worldwide are in shock today after Trumpet of Patriots leader Clive Palmer ate the last of the eggs.
An outbreak of Avian Influenza or bird flu has seen egg supplies dwindling both here and overseas for months, but the eggs finally ran out today after Palmer ordered a 32-egg omelette at Brisbane café this morning.
“Mr Plamer has a 32-egg omelette here every morning,” said café owner Ron Blinken, “But today we finally ran out of eggs, and I was told there aren’t any more anywhere.
The mining magnate, who is once again involving himself in the upcoming election for some reason, said he had no regrets about eating the last of the world’s eggs, and if anyone deserved to eat them, it was him.
“I’m going to spend all my money on some ads about how I’m going to solve the egg crisis. That will fix everything,” said the egg-stuffed billionaire before having a heart attack and falling backwards off his chair.
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