Soccer star Sam Kerr has lived every Aussie’s dream after getting away with spewing in a London taxi.

Kerr, who, after a drunken night out, faced various charges, is said to be pleased she didn’t have to clean up her vomit or pay to have it sorted.

In a statement, Kerr’s lawyer said, “Every Australian who goes to London has at one time or another got pissed and thrown up in a cab. It’s what we do, it’s our right. But unless they do a runner, they usually have to pay to get it cleaned up. In my client’s case, we were successfully able to get her out of that, which is every Aussie’s dream.”

Kerr next plans to get drunk and pass out on the underground circle line for three hours.