Australian Federal opposition leader Peter Dutton has been accused of copying US President Donald Trump’s election playbook following his attempt to shag a porn star.

Dutton, who is replicating many of Trump’s election winning ideas in his attempt to woo Australian voters, said this one was by far his favourite and really wanted to do it but the porn star wasn’t into it.

The porn star in question said she would normally shag anyone but had to draw the line at Dutton. “No way, man!” said the woman who once shagged a horse when questioned as to whether or not she’d let Dutton touch her. “That guy looks like an egg!”