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Second and Third Assassins Arrested at Trump’s Favourite Strip Club and Burger Joint

Trump Says He Would Rather Be Electrocuted By a Shark Than Have Taylor Swift Drop a Car Battery on His Head

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Private Health Cover Price Hike Causes Rash of Heart Attacks.

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Why God?!! Both My Hands are Holding Shopping Bags and I Don’t Know Which Pocket My Car Keys are In!

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Man Fails in Attempt to Take Two Wheelie Bins to the Curb in One Go

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3 Day Search Ends After Woman Finds Reading Glasses on Her Head 

INCREDIBLE! 50 Something Man Goes an Entire Day Without Groaning 

Anger as Public Learn That Despite the Pandemic Easing They Will Still Die of Something

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