In what eyewitnesses say was like something straight out of an old movie a giant monkey was last night seen lifting up a platform holding a lady playing an ornate grand piano.

“It was incredible”, said a man who saw what happened. “I was sitting in a food court eating noodles and listening to this woman play the piano when along comes this giant monkey and lifts up the platform she was on”. The thing is, she didn’t seem to mind at all. She just kept smiling and playing”

“That’s fucking weird”, said the reporter.