King Charles to be Replaced with IKEA Table Lamp
Shocking new claims have emerged that Buckingham Palace is preparing to replace King Charles with an Ikea table lamp.
The stunning revelation comes from sources within the palace who say plans are already in motion to hand the throne over to a brass/white Arstid table lamp, currently selling for $28.99 at Ikea.
The whereabouts of Charles’s eldest son William, who was, until now, the first in line to the throne, is unknown. William, who was told of the news on Sunday, was last seen going into his local Ikea with a hammer, shouting, “I’m gonna smash it!”
King Charles to be Replaced with IKEA Table Lamp
Shocking new claims have emerged that Buckingham Palace is preparing to replace King Charles with an Ikea table lamp.
The stunning revelation comes from sources within the palace who say plans are already in motion to hand the throne over to a brass/white Arstid table lamp, currently selling for $28.99 at Ikea.
The whereabouts of Charles’s eldest son William, who was, until now, the first in line to the throne, is unknown. William, who was told of the news on Sunday, was last seen going into his local Ikea with a hammer, shouting, “I’m gonna smash it!”
King Charles to be Replaced with IKEA Table Lamp
Shocking new claims have emerged that Buckingham Palace is preparing to replace King Charles with an Ikea table lamp.
The stunning revelation comes from sources within the palace who say plans are already in motion to hand the throne over to a brass/white Arstid table lamp, currently selling for $28.99 at Ikea.
The whereabouts of Charles’s eldest son William, who was, until now, the first in line to the throne, is unknown. William, who was told of the news on Sunday, was last seen going into his local Ikea with a hammer, shouting, “I’m gonna smash it!”