Budget speech helps Australians catch up on much-needed sleep

March 25, 2025

Taliban release US hostage saying America far worse than an Afghan prison

March 21, 2025

Returning astronaut just remembered he left his sprinkler on

March 18, 2025

St Patrick’s Day pub celebration ends in bloodbath after someone says “to be sure” once too often

March 18, 2025

Clive Palmer eats last of the eggs

March 16, 2025

Trump tariffs tariffs that are already tariffed. Tariffs

March 12, 2025

World wastes its time watching people awarded for wasting its time

March 4, 2025

Trump berates an old guy he loaned 5 bucks to once

March 3, 2025

Next planetary alignment that we also won’t give a shit about not happening until 2040

February 27, 2025

Homeless man confident Dutton Albanese property ownership tit-for-tat will fix everything

February 26, 2025

God makes Pope suffer a few more days

February 24, 2025

Kevin Spacey hits back at an ant he groped in ‘A Bug’s Life’

February 21, 2025

World War 3 pencilled in for March

February 21, 2025

Musk and Trump stitched together and renamed President Muump

February 19, 2025

New report suggests you and everyone you know will be robbed and shot tonight

February 18, 2025

Young, unemployed, homeless man keenly awaits interest rate announcement

February 18, 2025

Billions of flowers set to die slow, horrible deaths following yearly love ritual

February 14, 2025

How I dealt with anxiety by hiding in my house until the police were called

February 13, 2025

Trump directs Putin to shoot Elon Musk at Ukraine

February 13, 2025

DREAM COME TRUE! Sam Kerr gets away with spewing in a taxi

February 12, 2025

Albanese’s nit problem worsens

February 11, 2025

Do you have what it takes to be a celebrity?

February 11, 2025

Millions of Americans tune in to watch the 2025 Soup Bowl

February 10, 2025

Gordon Ramsay chews his own fingers off

February 10, 2025

‘So sad’: Much loved actor we won’t name until you click on this has died

February 6, 2025

Trump suggests moving entire population of Gaza into affordable AirB&B

February 5, 2025

Elon Musk wins $100 million Oz Lotto

February 5, 2025

Billionaire’s fury after typo changes Elon Musk to Elon Muck

February 4, 2025

Kanye’s wife reveals she has no vagina

February 3, 2025

Trump launches missile attack on Canada

February 3, 2025

Kate Winslet drives over Reese Witherspoon with a bus

February 2, 2025

Students told not to return to school as AI has won and future pointless

January 31, 2025

Dutton accused of copying Trump’s election playbook by attempting to shag a porn star

January 30, 2025

Parents of axe murderer regret saying “At least he’s not an axe murderer”

January 27, 2025

Russel Crowe casts his dog in new film about a karate expert

January 25, 2025

Trump officially renames everything  foreign-sounding “America something.”  

January 25, 2025

Celebrity in the jungle cries about something

January 24, 2025

Square Promo – Bikini Fell Off

January 23, 2025

Peter Dutton sets fire to his head

January 21, 2025

Utter nutbag sworn in as US President

January 21, 2025

Man bullied by a baby

January 20, 2025

Musk Orders President-Elect to Execute Anyone Who Refers to X as “Formerly Known as Twitter”

November 6, 2024

Melbourne Cup Winner Knight’s Choice Arrested Following Wild Night of Celebrations

November 5, 2024

Poll predicts either Trump or Harris will win US election.

November 4, 2024

Humanity preparing to do the same shit today as it did yesterday

October 31, 2024

New McDonald’s drive-thru employee spends entire shift giving customers dead rats in a bag

October 22, 2024

Man says he can’t believe how fast this year has gone just like he does every year at this time

October 21, 2024

YAY! Woman lands new job that sucks slightly less than her old job

October 17, 2024

King Charles to be replaced with IKEA table lamp

October 7, 2024

Peter Dutton seen lurking in a drain

October 3, 2024

Wealthy siblings argue over who will continue with father’s goal of making society worse

September 18, 2024

Parent’s outing to park with toddlers enters 2nd mind numbing minute

September 17, 2024

Second and Third Assassins Arrested at Trump’s Favourite Strip Club and Burger Joint

September 16, 2024

Trump says he would rather be electrocuted by a shark than have Taylor Swift drop a car battery on his head

September 14, 2024

Ironic! Olympic Breakdancer Raygun Accidently Shot With a Real Ray Gun

September 12, 2024

Private health cover price hike causes rash of heart attacks.

June 8, 2024

Woman who just spent 3 hours on TikTok angry with old man taking 15 seconds to park his car

April 28, 2023

Dad attempts to relive youth by dressing new baby in Linkin Park onesie

January 27, 2023

5 places to hide when your partner mentions going to Ikea

September 20, 2022

Man fails in attempt to take two wheelie bins to the curb in one go

September 15, 2022