Returning astronaut just remembered he left his sprinkler on
Astronaut Barry “Butch” Wilmore completely forgot he had put the sprinkler on his back lawn just before he went into space 9 months ago.
The good news that stranded astronauts Suni Williams and Barry “Butch” Wilmore are finally returning home after an epic nine-month stay in space has turned sour after Mr Wilmore just remembered he left his sprinkler on.
Mr Wilmore, who completely forgot he had put the sprinkler on his back lawn just before he left on his space voyage, said his water bill is going to be huge. “And I doubt if my wife or kids would’ve turned it off. I’m the only sucker in our house who looks after that lawn.”
Mr Wilmore said he was in two minds whether to turn the sprinkler on before he left but was worried the lawn might die. “I thought, if I don’t do it, I’ll regret it, but if I do do it, I’ll probably forget, which of course I did.”
His companion Suni Williams said this is the kind of boring shit she has had to listen to for the past nine months. “So, you forgot to turn your sprinkler off. Who gives a f*ck?” said a frustrated Mrs Williams. “Last week, you spent all day wondering if you’d brushed your f*cking teeth or not! You are so f*cking boring!”
At press time, Mr Wilmore also hoped someone had put the bins out.
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Returning astronaut just remembered he left his sprinkler on
Astronaut Barry “Butch” Wilmore completely forgot he had put the sprinkler on his back lawn just before he went into space 9 months ago.
The good news that stranded astronauts Suni Williams and Barry “Butch” Wilmore are finally returning home after an epic nine-month stay in space has turned sour after Mr Wilmore just remembered he left his sprinkler on.
Mr Wilmore, who completely forgot he had put the sprinkler on his back lawn just before he left on his space voyage, said his water bill is going to be huge. “And I doubt if my wife or kids would’ve turned it off. I’m the only sucker in our house who looks after that lawn.”
Mr Wilmore said he was in two minds whether to turn the sprinkler on before he left but was worried the lawn might die. “I thought, if I don’t do it, I’ll regret it, but if I do do it, I’ll probably forget, which of course I did.”
His companion Suni Williams said this is the kind of boring shit she has had to listen to for the past nine months. “So, you forgot to turn your sprinkler off. Who gives a f*ck?” said a frustrated Mrs Williams. “Last week, you spent all day wondering if you’d brushed your f*cking teeth or not! You are so f*cking boring!”
At press time, Mr Wilmore also hoped someone had put the bins out.
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Returning astronaut just remembered he left his sprinkler on
Astronaut Barry “Butch” Wilmore completely forgot he had put the sprinkler on his back lawn just before he went into space 9 months ago.
The good news that stranded astronauts Suni Williams and Barry “Butch” Wilmore are finally returning home after an epic nine-month stay in space has turned sour after Mr Wilmore just remembered he left his sprinkler on.
Mr Wilmore, who completely forgot he had put the sprinkler on his back lawn just before he left on his space voyage, said his water bill is going to be huge. “And I doubt if my wife or kids would’ve turned it off. I’m the only sucker in our house who looks after that lawn.”
Mr Wilmore said he was in two minds whether to turn the sprinkler on before he left but was worried the lawn might die. “I thought, if I don’t do it, I’ll regret it, but if I do do it, I’ll probably forget, which of course I did.”
His companion Suni Williams said this is the kind of boring shit she has had to listen to for the past nine months. “So, you forgot to turn your sprinkler off. Who gives a f*ck?” said a frustrated Mrs Williams. “Last week, you spent all day wondering if you’d brushed your f*cking teeth or not! You are so f*cking boring!”
At press time, Mr Wilmore also hoped someone had put the bins out.
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