Following his tirade at Volodymyr Zelensky, Donald Trump, with the help of Vice President JD Vance, has decided to yell at everyone he has ever given money to, starting with an old guy he loaned five bucks to once.

The president ripped into the old man telling him he ought to be thankful that he loaned him the money and to grovel at his feet, while Vance yelled, “Lick the president’s ass, you old prick!”

The old man, who is struggling to get by on a meagre pension, said it was actually the former president who loaned him the money but thought Biden was dead.

A spokesperson for the president and Mister Vance regarding their barrage of abuse said it’s all part of their new policy of degrading and humiliating people worse off than themselves in public in order to get what they want.