Trump Says He Would Rather Be Electrocuted By a Shark Than Have Taylor Swift Drop a Car Battery on His Head

Donald Trump has let fly with his first public remarks since his debate with opponent Kamala Harris, telling his admirers at a campaign event on Thursday that he would rather be electrocuted by a shark than have Taylor Swift drop a car battery on his head.

The 5000-strong crowd cheered as he continued by saying he would also prefer to be killed in a building collapse than drowned by Swift in a sink full of water or shot in the face by her because, he believes, on each occasion, she would fail.

“The car battery would probably just give me brain damage; she’d be too weak to hold me under the water for very long, and she’d probably only blow half of my face off. She’s a terrible shot.”, said Trump. “She wouldn’t be able to kill me because she’s bad at everything. I’m beautiful at everything. If I tried to kill someone, I’d do a great job. I have a lot of assassin friends who say I’m incredible at killing people.”

Taylor Swift, who recently threw her support behind Kamala Harris, was unavailable for comment.

 

Trump Says He Would Rather Be Electrocuted By a Shark Than Have Taylor Swift Drop a Car Battery on His Head

Donald Trump has let fly with his first public remarks since his debate with opponent Kamala Harris, telling his admirers at a campaign event on Thursday that he would rather be electrocuted by a shark than have Taylor Swift drop a car battery on his head.

The 5000-strong crowd cheered as he continued by saying he would also prefer to be killed in a building collapse than drowned by Swift in a sink full of water or shot in the face by her because, he believes, on each occasion, she would fail.

“The car battery would probably just give me brain damage; she’d be too weak to hold me under the water for very long, and she’d probably only blow half of my face off. She’s a terrible shot.”, said Trump. “She wouldn’t be able to kill me because she’s bad at everything. I’m beautiful at everything. If I tried to kill someone, I’d do a great job. I have a lot of assassin friends who say I’m incredible at killing people.”

Taylor Swift, who recently threw her support behind Kamala Harris, was unavailable for comment.

 

Trump Says He Would Rather Be Electrocuted By a Shark Than Have Taylor Swift Drop a Car Battery on His Head

Donald Trump has let fly with his first public remarks since his debate with opponent Kamala Harris, telling his admirers at a campaign event on Thursday that he would rather be electrocuted by a shark than have Taylor Swift drop a car battery on his head.

The 5000-strong crowd cheered as he continued by saying he would also prefer to be killed in a building collapse than drowned by Swift in a sink full of water or shot in the face by her because, he believes, on each occasion, she would fail.

“The car battery would probably just give me brain damage; she’d be too weak to hold me under the water for very long, and she’d probably only blow half of my face off. She’s a terrible shot.”, said Trump. “She wouldn’t be able to kill me because she’s bad at everything. I’m beautiful at everything. If I tried to kill someone, I’d do a great job. I have a lot of assassin friends who say I’m incredible at killing people.”

Taylor Swift, who recently threw her support behind Kamala Harris, was unavailable for comment.