Wealthy Siblings Argue Over Who Will Continue with Father’s Goal of Making Society Worse
A family battle over which undeservedly rich sibling will continue their father’s lifelong dream of making society worse has begun at a court in the US state of Nevada.
Rupert Murdoch, the Australian-turned-American press patriarch who has been interfering with elections, controlling the way people think and generally making society worse for years, has made it clear he does not want it to stop when he’s dead.
“I’ve spent too long fucking with people’s minds to let it stop now”, said the wizened old media mogul who looks a lot like a peanut that’s going to die soon.
“I want my eldest son, whatever his name is, to make sure News Corp and Fox continue to push our sensationalist bullshit to the general public for years and years to come and really make everyone in society the worst versions of themselves they can be.”
When asked what role his other three children should play in his plan, the 93-year-old Murdoch suddenly stopped, sat down and then slowly pissed his pants.
Wealthy Siblings Argue Over Who Will Continue with Father’s Goal of Making Society Worse
A family battle over which undeservedly rich sibling will continue their father’s lifelong dream of making society worse has begun at a court in the US state of Nevada.
Rupert Murdoch, the Australian-turned-American press patriarch who has been interfering with elections, controlling the way people think and generally making society worse for years, has made it clear he does not want it to stop when he’s dead.
“I’ve spent too long fucking with people’s minds to let it stop now”, said the wizened old media mogul who looks a lot like a peanut that’s going to die soon.
“I want my eldest son, whatever his name is, to make sure News Corp and Fox continue to push our sensationalist bullshit to the general public for years and years to come and really make everyone in society the worst versions of themselves they can be.”
When asked what role his other three children should play in his plan, the 93-year-old Murdoch suddenly stopped, sat down and then slowly pissed his pants.
Wealthy Siblings Argue Over Who Will Continue with Father’s Goal of Making Society Worse
A family battle over which undeservedly rich sibling will continue their father’s lifelong dream of making society worse has begun at a court in the US state of Nevada.
Rupert Murdoch, the Australian-turned-American press patriarch who has been interfering with elections, controlling the way people think and generally making society worse for years, has made it clear he does not want it to stop when he’s dead.
“I’ve spent too long fucking with people’s minds to let it stop now”, said the wizened old media mogul who looks a lot like a peanut that’s going to die soon.
“I want my eldest son, whatever his name is, to make sure News Corp and Fox continue to push our sensationalist bullshit to the general public for years and years to come and really make everyone in society the worst versions of themselves they can be.”
When asked what role his other three children should play in his plan, the 93-year-old Murdoch suddenly stopped, sat down and then slowly pissed his pants.