A woman who had just spent three hours scrolling through TikTok and was rushing to do her shopping, has cursed and honked an old man she was stuck behind, who took up to fifteen seconds to park his car.

Susan Welsh, 36, was believed to be extremely angry at the gentleman, who she claimed was taking a fu**ing eternity to get out of her way. “I’ve got things to do,” said the mother of two who had just spent most of her afternoon watching cats get stuck in jars. “Where did this guy learn to drive?!”

Mrs Welsh, who started off looking at recipes during her TikTok marathon but ended up checking out some new fashion trends, some cute animals, a baby pouring a bowl of soup on its head and hundreds of badly made comedy skits, said she could not believe how long it takes some people to park a car.

“I needed to do the shopping, and now, because of this idiot, I’m going to be late to pick up the kids from school,” said the frustrated part time receptionist who’d managed to share over sixty-seven reels with friends in the past three hours.

Witnesses say Mrs Welsh was later seen yelling at a self-serve checkout machine when it took half a second too long to recognise her credit card before returning home to spend six more hours watching dogs act like humans.