World wastes its time watching people awarded for wasting its time
People have received a golden statue for wasting other people’s time.
People worldwide have wasted several more hours of their lives watching those who create films that waste even more of that life get awarded for it.
In the last in a string of yearly drawn-out ceremonies, individuals received a golden statue for making movies that, in the case of ‘The Brutalist’, wasted around 4 hours of the average viewer’s precious time on earth.
The films first chew up the public’s time (and countless dollars) in a cinema and are then put onto TV streaming services where they continue to waste people’s time (and countless dollars) at home.
Finally, they are awarded for this at hundreds of ceremonies over several months, ending with the Oscars, before the entire process starts again.
A spokesman for movies said it beats reading a book.
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World wastes its time watching people awarded for wasting its time
People have received a golden statue for wasting other people’s time.
People worldwide have wasted several more hours of their lives watching those who create films that waste even more of that life get awarded for it.
In the last in a string of yearly drawn-out ceremonies, individuals received a golden statue for making movies that, in the case of ‘The Brutalist’, wasted around 4 hours of the average viewer’s precious time on earth.
The films first chew up the public’s time (and countless dollars) in a cinema and are then put onto TV streaming services where they continue to waste people’s time (and countless dollars) at home.
Finally, they are awarded for this at hundreds of ceremonies over several months, ending with the Oscars, before the entire process starts again.
A spokesman for movies said it beats reading a book.
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World wastes its time watching people awarded for wasting its time
People have received a golden statue for wasting other people’s time.
People worldwide have wasted several more hours of their lives watching those who create films that waste even more of that life get awarded for it.
In the last in a string of yearly drawn-out ceremonies, individuals received a golden statue for making movies that, in the case of ‘The Brutalist’, wasted around 4 hours of the average viewer’s precious time on earth.
The films first chew up the public’s time (and countless dollars) in a cinema and are then put onto TV streaming services where they continue to waste people’s time (and countless dollars) at home.
Finally, they are awarded for this at hundreds of ceremonies over several months, ending with the Oscars, before the entire process starts again.
A spokesman for movies said it beats reading a book.
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